Like any self-respecting Englishman, I live in a castle with a moat to make sure peasants and the poor stay in the mud. Now I know even in these days I'm one of the lucky few along with Elton and Queenie (and they are two different people) but thanks to technology there's no shortage of fun for plebs. Just look at all these castle applications:

• Castle Constructor - House traitors in your own tower
• Knight Online - Medieval multiplayer madness
• Super Mario XP - It's Mario meets Castlevania, the two best things about Nintendo
• Defender of the Crown - Great war strategy, the way they used to do it
• Lord of The Rings - There's an amazing battle in Middle Earth
• Stronghold - Build and defend your own castle